To begin with, I’m not sure why anyone would want to sit on something that uncomfortable, but in any case, there’s only one person in the seven kingdoms who deserves it, so I’m siding with the rest of the Interweb:
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To begin with, I’m not sure why anyone would want to sit on something that uncomfortable, but in any case, there’s only one person in the seven kingdoms who deserves it, so I’m siding with the rest of the Interweb: